Creation

Anonymous Kerry Blue Terrier owner

On the first day, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created woman to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that woman could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the woman broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but She had to walk the dog.

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