Kerry Blue Veterinary Dictionary

Liberally adapted from the Terrier-L Newslist

• ARTERY - the study of paintings
• BACTERIA - the back door of a cafeteria - hangout for Kerries
• BARIUM - what vets do when patients die
• BOWEL - a letter like A,E,I,O,U
• CAESAREAN SECTION - a neighborhood in Rome
• CAT SCAN - Kerry Blue searching for kitty
• CAUTERIZE - made eye contact with her
• COMA - a punctuation mark
• D & C - where Washington is
• DILATE - to live longer
• ENEMA - not a friend
• FESTER - quicker
• FIBULA - a small lie
• HANG NAIL - coat hook
• LABOR PAINS - getting hurt at work
• MEDICAL STAFF - Vet's cane
• MORBID - a higher offer
• NITRATES - cheaper than day rates
• NODE - was aware of
• OUT PATIENT - a Kerry who has fainted
• PAP SMEAR - a fatherhood test
• RECOVERY ROOM - place to do upholstery
• RECTUM - dang near killed 'em
• SECRETION - hiding something
• SEIZURE - Roman emperor
• TERMINAL ILLNESS - getting sick at the airport
• TUMOR - more than one
• URINE - opposite of "you're out!"
• VARICOSE - nearby
• VEIN - conceited

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